Dana's going into labor. Dattoli's gonna be a daddy in a couple hours. And I am going to be a fucking uncle.

Edit:
8 lbs 9 oz
After almost six hours of labor, Antonina was born at 12:04 this morning of April 19, 2008
She is vital and healthy
Congratulations, Big D, you're a daddy

They are biased because they hate them.

Obviously they suck, I'm aware of that, you'd have to be tone deaf to think otherwise.

But in all honesty, it's none of their business, and they have no right to say anything to me. And they have absolutely no right to get mad at me.

So, they amble around the field with no precision, poor timing, awful intervals, and their feet dragging across the turf. Their sound lacks power, dynamic, intonation, sound quality, and a million other things necessary to make any semblance of music. They are an embarrassment to Rutgers University, and the mortal enemies of me and my Brothers, ( Read more... )

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Of course my god damned calc professor hasn't responded yet. Of course he hasn't responded by my last possible fucking chance to get the numbers into the registrar before my eden account is deactivated.

Fuck Rutgers. Seriously.

Quoth the banker: "First and foremost, we want to protect people's privacy"

I haven't laughed so hard all week.

I'm writing about this too much, but whatever. I'll do what I want ( Read more... )

So I don't really know what to say right now ( Read more... )

"SETH GREEN'S COCK BLOCKING ME!!!"

All nighters at Duke Street. Good times.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees, and marmalade skies...

Pan across the concrete; bodies... I know them... knew...

...Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes...

They come in waves, storming the clinking, shaking chain like fence...
It will not hold...

...Cellophane flowers of yellow ( Read more... )