mario gets kicked in the nuts


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Mr. T. Goes Pee: By: Mike Wiley ( Read more... )

our friend, Spencer Shotgun has taken the weekend off but just for stupidity I decided to write some humorous poetry. Enjoy ( Read more... )

We join our hero, Spencer Shotgun as he awakens from his encounter with 'The Mathematician ( Read more... )

The case called of a missing employee of a company. Just another case which would involve the spiel of the villian and the twist and the romantic resolution. Not for me, though. I'm Spencer Shotgun. My romance was a long time back, the name I wont say, but let's just call her Minnie the Moocher, not for what she was like but what I can't remember ( Read more... )

The clock broke past midnoght as my empty bottle of gin broke against the wall. Businesss was bad. The city was bad. In the distance i could hear the sirens of the futile rollers which were soon sent to sleep buy a few distant pops. I'm spencer shotgun, gumshoe. A lonely detective who's had my heart nearly broken 3 times. Those 3 times all lodged ( Read more... )

5 minutes after finishing my entry as the music changed to more mdern stuff, i was transported back to today. my mind has now been freed of those odd memories and by coldness. wierd!

I sit here... confused. I knew i could write something just yesterday, but it poured itself out. Maybe the words will come to me as time goes by, we'll just see. Either way i'm in a deep blue funk. Life is tired and stale and bad times seem to be coming. It's something that makes me write. But my writing is not to make me feel better. Its a way to ( Read more... )

okay this is probly one of my odder entries but its worth trying out... its a list of chord progressions to describe times of day ( Read more... )

herei am writing my prom in the narrative style that i SO enjoy ( Read more... )