and im slightly drunk, not to mention that the cab driver from the wendys commercial from 1984 looks a lot like emo philips when he smiles ( Read more... )

For my Free Write here, I am going to use 4 objects Currently in my hand: a Wendy's Bag, a Slurpee, My old Wallet, and my new wallet from the 70s (as thought inspiration only ( Read more... )

I can't sleep anymore on some nights. The memory of you is too strong. Picturing you all these years later sends every part of my body to a screeching halt. Thinking back, the most incredible memory is that you were there, present. I didn't have to dream like I do now. I didn't have to dream the hope of ever seeing you again, just the knowing that ( Read more... )

"Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal ( Read more... )

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hello im undating my journal for the first time in forever ho is everyone? good eh? well thats great to hear. are you all kickin too? yeah? well that sucks but dont worry cuz im updating so that means i can finally stop talking to myself so someone please message me! you will? aww thanks!

The Rotundity of the Jocundities of Santa Claus ( Read more... )

just had a breakup... feeling lonely and with nothing to do which poses the question... IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE???

Damn! I ran outta my victory gin at 4:30 that night, same as the police who ran outta clues as to th removal of Lia industries. I was about to break the bottle on the door when all of a sudden i saw a long dark leg step in my office. Trouble again, but not from anywhere around here. I like to travel, but I like it better when the travelling comes ( Read more... )

After a long road trip, a trip to the beach, and many other wholesome times, we join SPENCER SHOTGUN surprisingly as he returns to town everything is in the SAME PLACE AS BEFORE ( Read more... )