I hate when people post lyrics and inside jokes ( Read more... )

I now have a collection of eight of my own teeth. Should I make a necklace out of them, donate them to scientific study, or just pull them out to stare at when all of my friends have abandoned me?

Second sunrise in a row...

since i did this journal last the sun has emitted 1.789 x 10^9876450821 Joules of energy, which is enough to power the city of new york for the next 6.9823 x 10^5349098098 years ( Read more... )

Really is there anyone else getting this at a UC or elsewhere? A quarter or a cookie (your choice at least some of the time= free will) to anyone who can tell me the movie referenced somewhere on the screen in front of you...

From: "Abele Hereward" Subject: Re: Shipment Order ( Read more... )

The following appeared in my calmailbox this week ( Read more... )

When I was at one of the college seminars, inforamtion sessions, etc. in the past year, one of the speakers (at the Cal one actually) compared finding the right college to finding someone to marry, which sounded cheesy but her description of the comparison was fairly humorous and stuck in my head ( Read more... )

Gee but it’s great to be back home ( Read more... )

I found the picture of Rob-bone looking like Kate, or "me-Kate" as he says. And just in time for the Next (New??) Jazz Generation.

Hi, everybody again. I'm going to Cal or Northwestern-- that's what's up in my life...

Hey EL JAYers-- please click on the link at www.thehungersite.com to donate food to malnourished people-- for free. The site has five affiliated causes: mammogram funding, rainforest preservation, food for animals, literacy, and health care, which utilize a similar system. You can click once each day on each computer you use. Please paste this ( Read more... )