I met this new girl, her name is Carley. I love panda express... im eating it right now. shit's great!

I got a job at Spencers.im still working at the old job too until the winter rolls around.

hung out with jenn dacaro and kisha.
we watched Honey today...
best dance movie ive ever seen! *sarcasum*

My ass still does hurt like a bitch. . . does anyone care at all what so ever?

how y'all doin' i feelin' like a bowl of jello oh my oh my oh my have a blast the past couple of days i was screwing this girl and her parents found her and they knocked on the motel room door of the room we were in and the girl opened the doorand it was my UNCLE and i was like what are you doing here??, and he was like WHAT IN GODS ( Read more... )

does anybody care that my ass still hurts

my ass still fricken hurts

well today was crazy! Last night i was drunk off my ass and passed out sometime during the night. This morning, i woke up naked in the front of a 7-11 in Derry. I still dunno how i got there. All i know is that i was naked, i have a mullet now that i will be shaving off as soon as i get to a supercuts, and with a slurpee in my left hand and used ( Read more... )

your royal pimp is back shit son i havent updated in an ill minute yo that shit is ill fo shizzle muh nizzle Dont be hatin either brotha yo i just had some botty up in herrrrrrrrr fo sho it was fo shizzle ya kno muh nizzle yo but i gots to bouce i might drop a line for yous later im not fo sho yet or not ( Read more... )

yo wut up gangstas. 2day i shaved all my pubic hair. I wanted it smooth for da ladies, well for one inparticular, she go by the name Sarina. She says she likes it baby butt soft. I need to keep muh women happy right? you feel me playaz? well im out. ~*1*~