today was my work's annual summer picnic. it was hawaiin themed this year which means oh yes an elvis impersonator and a hula dancer. wohooooooooo. i dragged mike with me and we ate some strange food and got smashed off of company booze and watched old drunk idiots make fools of themselves by playing air guitar on blow up guitars and try to hula ( Read more... )

if you're bored at work or at home or in class play orbitz games. bah. excellent. i recommend dunkin mascots b/c you get to make a sweet victory dance and mr. pladdy or whatever does flips and these awesome hip thrusts and if your computer is slow like the one at my work then the hip thrust and slide combo looks amazing. it entertains me for hours ( Read more... )

I'M DONE! after staying up most of the night and getting up at 7 to finish, I am done! FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!! hottttttttttttt.

and guess what?

i have a big case of strongbow as a flippin' present. i love you.

one of my neighbors plays techno at odd hours. it's ab fab. sort of. hahaha. but i got to babysit my other neighbors twin babies for about 30 minutes today. i have never met them before but the guy came over and was like emergency i'm ryan please watch the little ones for a little bit. they were so cute. and the girl kept throwing herself into my ( Read more... )

mike and my 1 year was on sunday. we have decided that it is though we spent a few months apart b/c how do you tell then. but whatever. yay go us. we're strange ( Read more... )

my 1 year was on sunday. we have decided that it is though we spent a few months apart b/c how do you tell then. but whatever. yay go us. we're strange ( Read more... )

i get to read the satanic verses for my south asian diasporas class. how sweet is that? i'm super stoked. this class is awesome minus the fact that i have to photocopy about 100 pages per day b/c she decided to only read excerpts from various texts. BLAH. sosc is a lot better this semester b/c spelling had actually been introduced. i do not enjoy ( Read more... )

not that it's a bad thing but i'm exhausted and i can't sleep. so today i only had one class b/c my prof had to take care of some personal thing so yay out of class and it was an absolutely beautiful day. after composing a 27k email (which was bloody awesome) i took in the day only to realize HEY i have on demand cable now. hahaha don't worry i ( Read more... )

i leave for the 'burgh tomorrow. i'm excited but a tit bit nervous. i get to meet mike's fam which is pretty awesome but yeah a bit nerve wrecking cuz hello it's family. who knows they may be my family once i'm married by bedouin priests. POOOOSHAW. bring it on biatch ( Read more... )

my parents can go fuck themselves. no girl scout cookies do NOT fix this.

vicks. we have some problems with boston. yeah. some serious problems.