How Jude Law Learned to Stop Being a Slut and Love Monogamy [Jude/RDJ - NC-17]

[credulesque]

Title: How Jude Law Learned to Stop Being a Slut and Love Monogamy
Pairing: Jude Law/Robert Downey Jr
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,000
Summary: Written for this prompt at sherlockkink (this is a longer and tidier version of what I already posted there). Wherein Jude is a huge slut, Robert is jealous and Rachel attempts to help with bagels.
A/N: Huge thanks to

Comments

[brittwinchester]

[credulesque]

aw shucks bb! :">

[lunaste]

AHAHAHA WHY DO I READ THE FIC YOU WRITE OF FANDOMS I DON'T EVEN FOLLOW AND OCCASIONALLY DON'T EVEN LIKE? that is not to say I do not like Sherlock Holmes *dodges your fiery rage*

BECAUSE YOUR'E AWESOME.

I skipped over the porn b/c I'm not rly interested in these actors but the rest was amazing and lulzy.
"Rachel was young and confused."
I LIRLED.

DOCTOR NOIR APPROVES OF YOUR WRITING.

[credulesque]

BECAUSE I HAVE MAGIKS THAT YOU ARE NOT AWARE OF. you are like arthur, everytime i would show you my magiks you fall conveniently unconscious. you are also dense.

DOCTOR NOIR WOULD PROBS APPROVE MORE IF THERE WAS GLITTER.
and gary numan.

[lunaste]

OH U.
If I'm Arthur I may be dense, but I'm also a supernaturally hot piece of cake. And you're like Merlin, so you have the big ears.
SHOW ME YOUR MAGIKS ONE TIME.

AHAHAHAHA TRUE. Doctor Noir would take one look, nod sagely and confirm that Sherlock and Watson getting it awwwwwwn is totally historically accurate.
And then he would sprinkle them in glitter and skip off.

[credulesque]

AHA OH MY GOD, yes but i have cheekbones that could cut diamonds. YOU KNOW IT.
STOP GETTING KNOCKED OUT AND MAYBE I WILL.

Oh good god. But first he would drape feather boas over them and be all "that moustache is amazing, that's a proper one that is not a moccha stain."

[calumination]

This was wonderful.

God. Just. UNNNNNNFFFFFF.

[credulesque]

Thank you! i'm glad you liked it :D

[longleggedgit]

Guh. This so totally happened. Thank you for retelling it for us. :D

[credulesque]

Well obviously, aha no problem glad i could be of service ;)

[frostheavens]

You are awesome. I wasn't even emotionally invested in them enough to be reading RPF BUT NOW I AM. God, I love how slutty Jude is and Robert being all badass. The characterisation was also FAB.

♥!

[credulesque]

GLAD I COULD HELP! thanks so much bb, here's hoping you continue this obsession :D :D