How Jude Law Learned to Stop Being a Slut and Love Monogamy [Jude/RDJ - NC-17]

[credulesque]

Title: How Jude Law Learned to Stop Being a Slut and Love Monogamy
Pairing: Jude Law/Robert Downey Jr
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,000
Summary: Written for this prompt at sherlockkink (this is a longer and tidier version of what I already posted there). Wherein Jude is a huge slut, Robert is jealous and Rachel attempts to help with bagels.
A/N: Huge thanks to

Comments

[igrab]

OH MY GOD RUBBER DUCKY JR, RDJ YOU ARE A CAD. this deserves some tag renaming, because my sense of humor is awful.

jhlhdfsfjkh HI BABY ♥ ♥ i can't even express how happy it makes me that you and lastling and people i look up to so much are getting into this, like. SO HAPPY.

and this fic. SO HAPPY. i think the title made me die, though it wasn't what i expected, and now i have bunnies. well, more of them. SIGH ILU ♥

[credulesque]

WHEN I WATCHED THAT INTERVIEW FOR THE FIRST TIME I LITERALLY WAS LIKE RDJ, YOU ARE MORE AWESOME THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS.

aw thank you! *BLUSHYFACE* you make me all warm & fuzzy inside ♥!
what were you expecting and YAY BUNNIES, i do love them *_*

[igrab]

I was actually thinking something more serious with like, Jude loving RDJ so hard that he doesn't actually want to sleep around anymore. which gives him some sort of mental crisis like HELLO WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JUDE LAW ALSO PS YOU FAIL AT RELATIONSHIPS, but rdj is a strange strange bean and their relationship is what it is, which is to say highly unusual. anyway that, i will write that, at some point.

....my capitalization seems to have wandered off, oh well. RUBBER DUCKY JR, SERIOUSLY, I KEEP THINKING I CAN'T LOVE THIS MAN ANY MORE THAN I DO AND THEN HE GOES AND DOES SOMETHING ELSE.

[credulesque]

OIC, i would like it very much if you did such a thing kthxbai :D

[neon_footprint]

The jealousy, man, the awesome awesome jealousy :D

Also, hey there!

[credulesque]

Aw thank you! ♥ and HEY :D

[antinous_wild]

HAHA DELIGHTFUL.

And also. This is the best title ever, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

[credulesque]

I am glad you approve! i had dr strangelove on the shelf in front of me and it ~inspired me >D

[earthquakedream]

UM HELLO I LOVED THIS A WHOOOOOLE FUCKING LOT FIJDKGLH YES.

[credulesque]

I AM SO GLAD BB *_* :D :D :D

[auctorial]

Of course the man would end up liking being told what to do.

GUH YES JUDE IS SUCH A SUB FOR ROBERT.

I read this twice today (once at the kink meme, and once here) and loved it both times! <3

[credulesque]

LOL YOU KNOW IT :')
Thank you so much *GLEEFACE* ♥