Sindely here, see. I've got your man Doo-Right tied to the railroad tracks here! Good luck getting to him in time!

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-this afternoon i saw a hippie woman walking her two year old son through the park on a leash made of twine. it was looped around his waist. they were both barefoot ( Read more... )

I woke up this afternoon and ate a sandwich. It reminded me how impossibly pointless life is. The End.