Regarding the many positive traits of your mother

[creepingcrud]

I was thinking today that there ought to be a thing which is basically the opposite of "The Dozens", which is to say, competitive praising of mothers. I will start

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[eponis]

I have nothing witty to add, but I am amused. :-)

[ashtalet]

That should be...

Yo momma so classy she knows when Emily Post makes an etiquette error but is too polite to correct her.

[reapergirl]

Yo mamma so bright, you gotta wear shades.

I dunno... I think you're better at this than I.