Ask A Mexican: The Answers

[creepingivy]

Friends! The Mexican shall speak now on your fevered inquiries as previously invited in Ask A Mexican.

Without further ado, I bring you Ask A Mexican: The Answers:

Q: What is WRONG with me?

Occasionally, just occasionally the Mexican doesn’t know all, see all. In cases like this, she must turn to a celebrity columnist to answer your most pressing

Comments

Mexican-Americans?

[unrepentant]

Re: Mexican-Americans?

[creepingivy]

EXACTLY.

[fightingwords]

HAHA

[argentla]

(dying)

What you’re tasting is the sweet flavor and aroma of hundreds of years of oppression, genetically distilled into making us awesome tasting and mind blowing in bed.

Dear god.

Dear Ms. Mexican

[jose_not_blue]

Buenas Tardes!

This is just to inform you that Ricky Martin is also Puerto Rican, and therefore, claimed to be Boricuan.

Examples of Famous Mexican Entertainers:
Ricardo Montalban
Esai Morales
Linda Ronstadt
Edwrad James Olmos

Please make a note of it.

Be advised that you will be docked 10 points against your Loca por Vida card for this error.

However, you are to be awarded 25 points for the following remark:
"What you’re tasting is the sweet flavor and aroma of hundreds of years of oppression, genetically distilled into making us awesome tasting and mind blowing in bed."

And another 10 just for reaching out to the stoopid gueros.

yours
Jose Amado Lavarreda Cardona
Undersecretary of Chingados
INternational Order of Locos por Vida, Central American Division

Re: Dear Ms. Mexican

[creepingivy]

Fuck. I knew that guy was shifty for a reason. Passing himself off as a Mexican all this time.

Re: Dear Ms. Mexican

[jose_not_blue]

Yes, we have been after him for some time. Elusive to say the least.

*abrazitos!*

[creepingivy]

I'm having your card drawn up now.

[argentla]

You can do that? Wow. Coming up in the world...