Muy Tension, Ella Dijo

[creepingivy]

In the last few days, I've had a series of bizarre dreams. I'm attributing this to free floating stress that accompanies the kind of thing where you pick up your whole life in one place, shake it up like an unwrapped Christmas gift, rip the tape off the box lid and then dump it unceremoniously into another location. But since this is the Internet

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[kidcanuck]

That first dream sounds awesome. I don't know what you're complaining about. And then zombies! You got to fight zombies! And your hair was gorgeous.

Granted the drowning is not so hot. And the pregnancy is weird. But two out of four isn't bad.

You should try to make it back to that cloud. That friend sounds cool.

[creepingivy]

That friend boiled my puppy, which makes our little tea party of a dream all that much more bizarre.

Oh. I guess I forgot to mention that part...

Yeah, he's a bad man.

And he kills the Jews.

[kidcanuck]

Wait... you're friends with Hitler?

Whoever it was... he (or she) is dark and dangerous. Philosophical and edgy. You really scored. You can always get another puppy. But a good friend... that's rare.

[creepingivy]

You are so right and maybe he'll buy me a puppy replacing the one he murdered for Yule...

I forgive all now.

Where's my new puppy?

[goaskalice71]

I love you. Sorry I was a bit drunk at the bar when you called. I'll call you tomorrow.

[creepingivy]

You are an adorable drunk.