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It turns out that 'Butyric Fermentation: The Subject That's Been Droppin' Panties Since Time Immemorial' is not a good publication title. -
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Have I still got you to be my open door
Have I still got you to be my sandy shore
Have I still got you to cross my bridge in this storm
Have I still got you to keep me warm
If I squeeze my grape and I drink my wine
Coz if I squeeze my grape and I drink my wine
Oh coz nothing is lost, it's just frozen in frost,
And it's opening time, there's no-one in line
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Don't Switch The Blade On The Guy In Shades Oh No
I'm being rickrolled by a one-two punch of the Rick Astley and Corey Hart "Sunglasses At Night" earworm.
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So There Was This One Time I Belted A Guy In The Face... Last Night.
Several people have given me the interventive whatfor over the last few days and I needed a swift collective kick to the ass, because otherwise I'd probably turn into a multi-cat owning recluse who cowers at sunlight and mispronounces words such as 'tree' and 'wind' like Nell. Only, minus the cats ( Read more... ) -
Palmetto Is A Nice Way Of Saying Flying Cockroach
I'm back in Florida ( Read more... ) -
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY:
WTF.
Native American Name Generator Culturally Appropriative Dill Weed-n-ator?
Why must the cheese stand alone?
I want the following cultural groups to bestow me with names, so I'll have a full set:
Inner City African American Ebonics Name
East Coast Upper Middle Class Difficult Jewish Woman Name
Vaguely East Indian Deity Pantheon Sounding Name
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Dispatch From The Range
Woke up this morning at 4:15 to the sound of car alarms going off and my bedroom window rattling. In my half-lucid state, I thought for a second that the hard rain hitting the roof was hail. A band of thunderstorms came through and hung out for a while. I got up, made sure my computer wasn't left on, and watched the storm through my living room ( Read more... )
