I drank half this large coffee cup after eating my lunch. Now I feel like if I bend over, the stomach compression will cause coffee to shoot up my throat and pour out of my mouth. I'll just be sure to keep this cup with me in case that happens, so I can catch it and put it back in ( Read more... )

So, Halloween's almost here. Work is busier than ever. PMF is playing a show tomorrow. It should be fun. Afterward, me and the wife are going to a party. Others might join us. Or conjoin us. I need more coffee. I also need to get back into a regular workout schedule. And I need to finish the "Flammable" video, dammit! But tonight I will ( Read more... )

A pigeon flew into my head on my way to the Path station this morning. That was pretty awesome. I laughed. It just kind of winged the side of my head. There was no damage done to either party.

Listed below are lyrics and word combinations that have been way overused to the point they are past even being cliche, and they should therefore NEVER BE USED BY ANOTHER SONGWRITER EVER AGAIN ( Read more... )

Well, it's 12:48 on a Thur-urs-day ( Read more... )

"B-b-b-b-body, body! B-b-b-b-b-b-body, body!" That's how the soundtrack to the 80s classic rock-n-roll-n-wrestling movie "Body Slam" goes. Think synth beats and bad Michael Jackson impression vocals mixed with Max Headroom stuttering. The movie stars Dirk Benedict ("Face" from The A-Team), along with Roddy Piper as "Quick Rick Roberts" and ( Read more... )

OK, those weren't really Dan's answers. Or Rollie's for that matter. Just thought I should clear that up. Even though my only blog readers are Dan, Rollie, and my wife. I'd do my wife too, but she's not on Livejournal. So I guess I'll just have to do her the old fashioned way.
In a rocking chair!

Lo and behold, I just discovered the first draft of Dan's "Livejournal Interests Quiz" floating around in cyberspace. He thought he deleted it, but it was still there! Now everyone can know the real story. Sorry, Dan, but I can't let you hide from... THE TRUTH!!!

LJ Interests meme results

1. big lebowski:
   This is what I call my boner... when I'm ( Read more... )

I entered Rollie's username in that "interests" quiz. Here are my answers to his already answered questions. These are the REAL answers, folks, not his made up ones.

LJ Interests meme results

1. beavis and butt-head:
   Hi, I'm Rollie. I like Beav-bot and Booger-head. They R 2tully AwsM!
2. complaining:
   Wah, wah, wah! I'm Rollie! Wah, wah, wah!
3. ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. cats:
   I have 2 cats. They are small and friendly. I like them.
2. movies:
   I haven't been watching as many movies lately. I think my attention span is getting shorter as I get older. I start to get antsy half way through most movies, thinking, "I should really be doing something other than sitting on my ass watching this ( Read more... )