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Shit I still need to eat barbeque don't I?

fuck I'm leaving for Berlin soon

sweet

My Berlin blog

I don't want to raise or lower expectations, but if I decide to blog about my experiences in Berlin they more than likely end up there than here.

Sorry but LJ just kind of sucks don't you know

Vince Young's Spicy Hot Links and beer in large quantities do not mix well.

That is all you need to know

Shiner 100 ain't half bad, I'm not finished with it yet but I gotta say it ain't half bad. Also the packaging is straight up gangsta.

Look it up fool!

fuck you

I can eat those pancakes you fucking cockbiter, don't try and stop me even for a second

I fuck you

for those of you still absolutely clueless I made it home ok ( Read more... )

I don't see any problem with cracking a beer open before noon if you're just trying to get rid of it.

Of course I just ended up buying more beer two hours later anyway.

I am gonna get so messed up tonight.

I hope I never become one of those people who in middle age thinks game nights are a fun way to get together with friends ( Read more... )

I think my greatest fear is living in a diss-topia.