From Overheard in New York

[crescendoll328]

Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: Fuck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of cock-sucking assholes.
[Suit, stunned, gives directions.]
Bystander to tourist: Where

Comments

[jamere]

I love it! This is a great joke and I can't wait to tell everyone. Wow. I wish I had said that to the guy who looked at me (An 18 year old Alabamian enjoying an ice cream cone on a park bench in New York) and said "You ignorant twat, what are you going to do with the rest of your life??!! You ignorant twat, what are you going to do with the rest of your life??!!. Ok...maybe he had tourette's syndrome but that was an awful long sentence directed right at me. He also paused shortly between sentences. See? I'm 28 now and still bitter from that. All I could do was hold my mouth open in shock. I was in New Yawk City!

cock-sucking assholes

[eatsoylentgreen]

well if you know their proper names, they respond...

[savagegrace]

Haha, very nice. I am impressed indeed.