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i've got you fake baby
the one thing i feared most has happened. i've starting writing standup bits again. bad kevin, bad bad bad! the one thing that made me successful saturday was that i wasn't really using bits. i'm much better stringing random words together into coherent thoughts ( Read more... ) -
gratuitous football rant.
damn you, johnathan joseph! damn you, damn you, damn you! that's it; no more hangin' out with deltha for you. thanks to you, the 2006 season netted more arrests than wins. more arrests than wins, man! do you not listen to marvin? he's pretty damned smart ( Read more... ) -
with karate i'll kick your ass
tonight, i did standup for the first time in over a year. i had absolutely nothing prepared, essentially winging it for five minutes; all my previous material was outdated by a few years, and my new material was about twelve hours old ( Read more... ) -
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free the cheese! -
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why must football teams always break your heart? -
mao-ness!
a list of facts about mao that you may or may not know ( Read more... ) -
whizzee whosit?
tonight, adam and i went to see babel. so, you don't have to. seriously, don't spend money on it, if you haven't seen it already. there were some glaring flaws. for instance, in between the magnificent editing decision of showing the entirety of every drive ever made, they could've thrown, i don't know, a movie in. the only compelling storyline was ( Read more... ) -
go kwanzaa bear!
hope everyone had a wonderful christmas. i know i did. and a happy belated birthday to kosta_pasta!
the nintendo wii is fun. i have to get one. even though it hurt my shoulder. real update later. -
things i can do
i was making a mixed disc last night for ayoub as a christmas present (which i guess kind of ruins that surprise), and i realized something. i wish the giant judys were still around. as far as i know, they only released one album, but damn it was good. i'm pretty sure their frontman was the guy who was married to chuck's daughter for a month. i ( Read more... )
