(on my brothers birthday) This is what I wrote after it happened. You can smell the drugs from the writing ( Read more... )

Have you noticed the exhortations to indulge yourself are always followed by suggestions? Proselytizers seek footholds to claim territory within you, salesmen grasp for handles to jerk you around… from new-age prophets to advertisers, from pornographers to radicals, everyone exhorts you to “pursue your desires,” but the question remains: which ones ( Read more... )

Today on the news there was the most wonderful story. A woman in church got beaten over the head with a bottle of wine. By a priest. BEAUTIFUL ( Read more... )

Scene ( Read more... )

it's all about josh mother fuckers.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1679610/

i tried to cut the entry, but it just doesn't want to happen, so fuck it.

MARK THE ONES YOU NEVER DID AND REPOST! DO NOT REPLY!

( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(x) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've ( Read more... )

THERE IS NO DANG IN THE DING DONG!!!
thank you sam. you made my day.

This has been on my mind for awhile, because I feel that no one talks about masturbation as much as we should, because, well, it's wonderful for oh so many reasons ( Read more... )

wow...an update..I'm only doing this because I'm tired as fuck, and I feel the need to do something other than sleep ( Read more... )

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