Maybe it was Dearborn...
Maybe it was Midwestern winter nights...
Maybe it was me...
Maybe it was you...
But GODDDAMN it feels so good!Aloha to all ( Read more... )

Man...Monster.com sucks!

Or maybe it's my resume that sucks. *ponders*

I neeeeeeed a new jooooooob!!!

I can't take it annnnnyyyyymooooooorrrrrre!

Going to pull my hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaair oooooooouuuuuuuutttttttttttt!!!

*breathe breathe breathe*

~Sara

FUCK YOU, Victoria's Secret!!! FUCK YOU forever for being sooo goddamn awesome and having EVERYTHING I could EVER want in your store!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

*sigh* Man do I love that store. And they juuust so happen to come out with a new bra and panty line today. The freagin day I go in to the store. *grumble grumble* I go in for one freagin pair of ( Read more... )

Um...just wondering what happened to the City Club LJ community-thingy. Who the funk are the fat chick and Billy Bob the Hick?! *chills*

Does anyone know what's going on?!

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Oh...and I had a reeeally good weekend! The wedding was lots of fun. Whiskey is goood! =P

*kisses*

~Sara

*shrugs*

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want.
Then post this to your journal and see what people remember of you.

~Sara

If

I

had

a

cock...

FEDEX could SUCK IT!!!

*pffft*

Thanks for fuckin my deliveries up, shit-fucks!!! Oh...what's that you say? They're having severe weather in Memphis?! Oh...well, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SEEING AS THE GAWDDAMN DELIVERY DIDN'T GO ANYWAY FUCKING WHERE NEAR TENNESSEE!!!

Biznotches! Suck it!!!

~Sara

I may perhaps be slightly addicted. I've begun to slur my words and my foot won't stop tapping. Actually, yes...it's possible that it can stop, but it feels waaay too weird to stay still for very long.

But *shake shake* I think i'm ok...

...if I could just have one more sip *shake shake tremble*

Eeek

~~~S a r a~~~

Holy fucking hell! There is a God!!!

*sigh*

Good morning laughies for all of you!

HAHA! Just type in whatever you'd like the chicken to do! And be nice to the poor guy! He's been workin haaard for his money!!! LOL

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Bow wow Wow!!!

Man, do I love just being able to *sigh* relax and breath without thinking that something terrible is going to happen! I can't stress it enough, people!!! GIVE LIFE A CHANCE!!! It's a beautiful thing ( Read more... )