Just wanted to give HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE birthday wishes to the wonderful, the exceptional, the beautiful, the Angelina Jolie-obsessed curiouspandora!!!

She rocks my socks!!! *kisses*

~Sara

Some things just aren't fair. Life has its little splits and splatters that it spits at us and we're just supposed to react normally. Well, how should we react to this? I suppose we just go on living, for ourselves and for those that couldn't. Or wouldn't. I suppose that's what they would want us to do, though they obviously didn't think of the ( Read more... )

All better now ( Read more... )

I've hit a snag. Like my boots have been tied together. No. Not just tied together...like they've been double-knotted together, and he's the only one who can untie them. But I won't see him for a few hours. Until then, i'll try to walk straight, but I know i'll be stumbling.

Such a sad morning. I'm sorry to everyone for what they had to go through this weekend.

I find myself not asking why, yet in the conflicting battle in my head, I scream out in anger and confusion. I don't ask why one would think of doing something like this, but rather we will forever wonder why they've done it. And we will never know ( Read more... )

Two words:

BACHELORETTE PAR-TAAAY

Yea!!! I'm so uber excited!!!

*do the drunken bootie shake dance*

WoOoHoOo!!!

Everyone have a nice weekend. I'll be drunk. I'll be drunk. I'll be drunk.

If anyone wants a drunken message Saturday night, let me know and i'll be sure to call ya! That is...if i'm conscious! :P

~Sara

I'm so bummed it's ridiculous! I just can't seem to get any responses from Monster.com or Hotjobs.com. I have a good resume. I have great experiences and credentials. WHAT THE HELL ( Read more... )

Mark just came to visit me at work. My gawd did he look hot! And he smelled sooo damn good I could have just eaten him up ( Read more... )

I've waited my whole life for 2 things. I've found one, but had to deny myself the other ( Read more... )

Ok...Mark thought this was hilarious and decided to take time out of his busy schedule to call me just to tell me this joke. *shakes head*

A guy walks into a store and says "I need some breadski and some milkski ( Read more... )