the next time a drunk person offers to clean my room i should let them, since they wont remember it

[cribabi]

I love sitting in my bed eating cereal and watching tv

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[nomadseifer]

A more interesting story would have been "Today I pissed myself so I walked around class looking like my bike seat was soaked"

[cockedrifle]

one day i hope my body is just as hot as the bodies we drew on those trashbags.

[vacant_seas]

Your other entry died!

[kralcsirhc]

steve at work was buying a texas instrument... calculator, and I told him, "I have a Texas instrument" ha ha ha