I haven't posted to this journal in 83 weeks.
For those of you who keep track....
That's a year and more than a half.
w00t?
Sho'nuff.

In the meantime.
I'm awake....
And I don't want to be.
But I'm waiting to talk to someone.
Who's being a goober and not being at home.
Blah.

Also.
I've eaten an entire pan of brownies.

Thank you and goodnight.

At birth, in the simplicity of an infant's mind, I knew everything. I knew when the world was created, how and by whom. I knew the properties of fire, of water and our breathable air. I knew the size of the universe and the infinate capabilities of our species. I knew where the dragons and unicorns had gone, and all the magic they took with them. I ( Read more... )

Honestly, I believe the tale of Snow White and the seven dwarves should have ended differently. Possibly with the chick choking to death on a perfectly harmless apple. Possibly with seven necrophilic dwarves poking the shit out of her corpse as it lay in their cottage with all the little birds and deer crying. Ooh, and then they could drag her ( Read more... )

MSI.... Johnny.... touched.... hotness....

Bad Acid Trip.... Erica's number..... drummer....drool....

For more information, consult my other journal...

d.e.a.d

Anyone trying to get ahold of me in the next few days would do well to remember this: I've started working at Asshole World again so tomorrow(friday) between 2pm and 9pm I'll be working with no phone, and Saturday from 9am to 10pm(ish) with no phone ( Read more... )

live to regret it.

So, the short and short of life is:
1. Devon is amusing tied up and squirming on the ground.
2. Crystal..... bahahahah
3. My Mother and Father are mean to me.
5. My real mom is all kinds of happy about me moving.
6. My Father has bones now to make stuff with.

And I, am sooooooooo sleepie.

mUd

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Hahah, Natalie Portman is my bitter ex, take that Ms I love Hayden Christiansen.

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