"Ladies quit screwing with your appearance...stop w/ the Cunt Wax just bang a black guy they r happy rummaging around a jungle. You women have to like yourself this way. Did you hear last week another woman was attacked and raped in central park while jogging.....you see exercise is no good. You never hear of a fat bitch getting attacked while ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that i said that my stool is more research based than a theory. I didn't think so ( Read more... )

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Its time for an update hurray. So what am i up 2 thats a good question. I think i'm going to go up to the highschool b/c i love seeing my mother. She's just so great. Anyway now taht i completely lied i'm going to continue packing and have a smoke break. Lets face it, the little things in life are what make me happy.

This is possibly the only positive thing I got out of physio. It is a story from my book ( Read more... )

First of all i would like to say Frank Sinatra is the only God I will worship. No seriously he is the best God. He is the only God. Live with it you religious people ( Read more... )

Ok so this following story happened during business stat and i thought it was hilarious:

Dr. Vamosi: I have never heard of a business that lost money by putting more money into advertising.

Mandy: (under her breath) I guess he hasn't heard of Old Navy...

Me: Urinating noises.

That tickles me.
No song today bitches

This is for all my peeps or dawgs if you will ( Read more... )

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