Cunt Art

[crimedoespay]

In all my life I have never heard of anything greater than Cunt art. God Bless Zoe. God Bless Sarah Jessica Parker. God Bless Candace Bushnell

Comments

[astronomicalme]

Lovin' the "Sex and the City". The epitome of television as we know it. Great times...You would make a great high school health class teacher. Look into that.

[crimedoespay]

Not a bad idea....not bad at all

[crimedoespay]

oh yea and if that falls through i can teach drivers ed....we've all seen how well i do that

[opalinalu22]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

when are you going to write your book?

[crimedoespay]

well I have already begun
Ch 1 Your man 2 hand relationship Masterbation for men and women
Ch 2 Handjobs and why Lubrication does Help
Ch 3 Blow Jobs...Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
Ch 4 Eating Red
Ch 5 Landscape
Ch 6 Sexually Transmitted FUN
Ch 7 When Your a Whore
Ch 8 Bisexuality...its college try everything once
Ch 9 How to fake an orgasm (men can skip)
Ch 10 Erectile Dysfunction...you pussy
Ch 11 Fisting
Ch 12 Oh Shit the fist won't come out

[opalinalu22]

don't forget the free dildo!