Bitches and talkers get stitches and walkers.

That is all...

Did I mention...

Leave me your addy and I'll mail you a postcard...from France....or Maine....you take your pick.

Jasmine says: whats the wizzle my nizzle
Ben says: nothizzle
Jasmine says: okizzle
Jasmine says: lizzle for plane tizzles
Ben says: are you coming over hizzle
Jasmine says: yeah. I'll be there in a lizzle
Ben says: whats the best prizzles you have have fizzled
Jasmine says: I can still find ones under one thizzle
Ben says: you can?
Ben says: or cant ( Read more... )

( Sex Ed )

So Pittsburgh was fabulous and I'll update (quickly though because skype, like many other new things, owns my soul ( Read more... )

( You're about as cool as a song they forgot to fade the metronome out of. )

( Is it or is it not ok to kill a firefly in order to make a cool ring out of its light? )

Today I got Star Wars Episode III on DVD.

Yes...you read that correctly. Episode III.

Be jealous.

She's like the only chick on lj I found with half decent ones. Love to her: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ramencore/

You shouldn't bother putting shit into relationships if you're only planning on them being shallow anyway. It's a waste of your time and the other persons ( Read more... )