Not funny at all. Whose stupid idea was it to turn me into a normal human? Well, as normal a human as I can be. Not vampiric, no magic, no weird powers inherited from my father, nothing. I can't even create portals. I miss my wings ( Read more... )

"You'd think that I was deaf from the way they talk about me," Kane muttered to himself. He was rather far away from where Diablos and Teena were talking, but that hardly mattered.

He was perched a bit precariously on a tree branch, one leg swinging freely, his chin resting on his other knee.

I think that this is the part where I say "I think I smell a rat."

They reappeared in what looked like your average high-class New York apartment. It was tastefully done with a modern, yet inviting decor, mostly in white with splashes of vibrant color here and there. The living room that they appeared in was large and open with a huge window for the back wall, through which moonlight was streaming through. It had ( Read more... )

Oh, look, I have a friend...*grins*

Hmm, you don't exist where I come from, or if you do, I haven't met you. So you probably don't. Adonis, isn't it? You're that DIA guy, yes, I've heard about you recently in this dimension.

Does somebody want to play?

Why did I never think of that? Having sex in a church. One of those huge Catholic type churches that are hundreds of years old. It's been done before, but hell, it sounds like a lot of fun.

I just need to find somebody to play with, that's all...preferrably another vampire.

You wanted to know what the red gem is, didn't you? That's what I heard, and I did notice that you were interested in it. Well ( Read more... )

Oh, the fun that I'm going to have here...

My name is Kane.

I'm nothing but Trouble.

Make what you will of me.