wtf is wrong with my eye?????It hurts, dammit. Like there's something in it right near the tear duct, but ive looked and looked and poked and squinted and it's like it's just sore for no goddamn reason. Could it be a clogged tear duct? How the fuck would that even happen?? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahghghhghhhhhhhhghghghghg It doesn't even LOOK ( Read more... )

"Dear Ashton,

The love goddess Venus is now lining up in a positive angle (called a 'conjunction') with Uranus."

Thanks for the warning, i guess.

I've been driving illegally since I got my permit 4 months ago. Because...your 'permit' isn't actually your permit, the signed paper you get with your ID is your permit. I thought I had lost that paper months ago and thought nothing of it until I called the BMV (yes, Bmv...its bureau, not department) to schedule my test. The woman was explaining ( Read more... )

Here we go again...At least I've passed the emotional wreck stage so many times I don't really feel too affected by it either way ( Read more... )

"I'd sure like to check you for ticks. MmmmHmmm"

Eres had a Dr. appointment today, just a regular yearly check-up, wasn't even supposed to get any shots. But I started thinking about how sick Judy and my dad have been and asked them to give her the flu shot...Ok, now I seem to recall this particular shot being rather painful. They stuck her in the upper thigh, she barely flinched and says with no ( Read more... )

Write a poem by putting your itunes/mp3 player/whatever you listen to music on on shuffle and writing down the first line from the first 20 songs that pop up. Use the first line from the 21st song as a title ( Read more... )

http://columbus.craigslist.org/m4w/987757719.html

I want to say so many things, but there are no words. Just clicky.

"Important things with Demetri Martin" - February 11

!!!!!!!

If I can get to the airport there's still a good chance Eres and I will be coming for a visit to Florida. Cross your fingers and your toes.

If it's an inconvenience, it must be right.