The summer between first and second grade we moved from Kissimmee. the Elf bought a cute little house on Connecticut drive in St Cloud (or affectionately Klahd, Clod, butt-fuck-no-place). First two ppl I met were Tasha and Jamie. While the Elf unpacked our effects I was sent outside to play. There was Mark and his little brother David across the ( Read more... )

Damn it. I can't remember the name of the girl and her brother who lived across the lot from us at Eden lane. I do remember they were Jehovah's Witnesses, cause she and her brother couldn't come to my birthday party. We spent many many afternoons choreographing dances together, me Jess and the other girl. Her brother was obsessed with Elvis ( Read more... )

Out the sliding glass door of the pink fucking living room was a patch of green about 10 feet wide and then the next bldg. Our sliding glass door looked right into Dale and Kim's sliding glass door over this grassy gutter, which is essentially what it was as it sloped downward towards the middle and had a kind of drain effect when it rained like ( Read more... )

So I get out Gerry's car and there's a fight. Between the Elf and Gerry obviously. The Elf had decided that the three of us were moving to FL and she was leaving Gerry behind ( Read more... )

I guess because this information didn't become available ot me till recently, when i was covering the split it didn't occur to me to include it. I'll include it now before I get into our going ot FL ( Read more... )

i feel myself regressing, I can see it in the mirror, etched into the iris of my blue gray eyes. I feel the need for something, anything, to steady my nerves. Its been ages since i last cracked up, but the remembered pain, my "imaginary" pain is wrecking havoc inside my very crowded head ( Read more... )

The Elf talked me up in front of ppl. I was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I was a brilliant singer, a novel as a 5 year old reading at a high school level, knowing how to bathe and dress myself before I started school, taught my self to ride a bike and was learning Klingon from Mike. I was barely coordinated though. But I was special as ( Read more... )

In April, on the E;f's birthday there was a huge party in the back yard with a bar b q fire pit and an everclear watermelon. I remember this because Zeus licked up the leaked everclear and the next morning we had to take him to the Vet to be put down. It was sad. The only time I've ever seen the elf cry for another living creature other than ( Read more... )

As a baby I had a large orange marmalade tabby named Fuzzy. This cat was nearly as big as my Zim is now, as long as the long side of my baby blanket. According to The Elf this cat was my protector, never let Gerry touch me. This cat also would turn the lights on and off and flush the toilet to wake up the Elf if I started crying in my room. My cats ( Read more... )

there are roughly a dozen stories surrounding the first 2 or 3 years of my life about things I'd done but the things I remember are few ( Read more... )