When I shampoo hair I always feel like I have to fart.....

Oh and I just got a cute new haircut.
My head looks like a lollipop.

Check out my new bicycle!
I just rode it home about 10 minutes ago.


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I know that PETA gets annoying, but this is somewhat more disturbing.
http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/dog.html

So I took this celebrity face generator thing that Meghan posted about (www.myheritage.com)
and apparently I look really Asian.....
I look 71% like Ayumi Hamasaki (whoever the fuck she is)
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Has anyone else noticed that everyone seems to be fucking knocked up right now? I seriously don't think I can handle another expecting mother. Or just new mom's in general. Seriously ladies... STOP FUCKING REPRODUCING!!!!!


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I am really itching to get a dog.
I don't think Simon is interested in the idea, though.
He keeps telling me to stop teasing myself.
We can't have dogs in this crappy apartment, anyhow.

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So I am in a really good position to learn and grow at the salon I'm working at, yet it seems like everyone there is everything I never want to become...

Chicago fucking rocks