Apparently there have already been actual wagers about whether or not Spader and I are fucking. Sorry about your fifty quid, pretty thing. I'll find a way to make it up to you.
How much is fifty quid in American dollars anyway? I should probably know that but I don't, and I'm too mentally exhausted to even bother taking the time to google it. Though you'll probably accidentally (or purposefully) type in something like "fifty squid" and return with another one of your strange little nature facts, won't you?
I thought a quid was ten pounds for some reason, which would make it a lot more to bet over us, wouldn't it? In any case, I would much prefered that it had just flat out been given to me, a donation for the James Spader retirement fund? Gambling is so counter-productive.
Why is the squid in the first picture holding the album cover to Dark Side of the Moon? Is the author of the nonthreateningly amusing cartoon aware that in fact all three sets of tentacles are entangled sordidly together underneath the table and not just the two in question? Everything you show me raises a new set of questions. I can't tell if that's irritating or not.
You might be right. I'm not sure. I guess we'll have to ask someone. Oh wait, according to www.m-w.com (my favorite online dictionary), it's a pound sterling. An American dictionary, but still, they must know these things.
The album cover of Dark Side of the Moon has a molecular model of the DNA double helix on it? I sincerely hope, my dear man, that you recognize the author of said cartoon as Gary Larson. To me it looks like Darren's tentacles are just lying there, only Raymond's and Mrs. Darren's are actually entangled.
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Why yes, thank you for the suggestion. You know already how fond I am of Mollusca. Behold, the fruits of my search:
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Why is the squid in the first picture holding the album cover to Dark Side of the Moon? Is the author of the nonthreateningly amusing cartoon aware that in fact all three sets of tentacles are entangled sordidly together underneath the table and not just the two in question? Everything you show me raises a new set of questions. I can't tell if that's irritating or not.
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The album cover of Dark Side of the Moon has a molecular model of the DNA double helix on it? I sincerely hope, my dear man, that you recognize the author of said cartoon as Gary Larson. To me it looks like Darren's tentacles are just lying there, only Raymond's and Mrs. Darren's are actually entangled.
It's not irritating. In fact, you like it.
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