Kind of like Kenny in South Park. Northern California can be a dangerous place, dangerous in a different way than Southern California is. Southern Californians try to argue that they're civilized, but please! The City of Angels, civilized? You can't even get good food delivered here. The entire smog-filled basin is more bloodthirsty than any jungle ( Read more... )

So I have this young friend who's a visual artist. He does some painting, some photography, some drawing, some mixed media. He's in a group of artists who meet weekly to discuss and critique each other's work. Many people only bring a piece or two every few weeks because that's as much art as they do; some, almost never. My friend, Rob, brings ( Read more... )

Don't worry, babes. I haven't jumped ship. I'm filming in some cowtown in Northern California, and very soon I'll treat you all to a discourse on ticks, rattlesnakes, and skunks. Night filming in the woods would be perfect if it wasn't for the skunks.

Drew asked What shape does your life take the form of?I answered ( Read more... )

Poll Your "To Fuck" List

On the other hand, since ideas can't be copyrighted, can they be stolen? Maybe I'm not a thief after all.

At any rate, Jaye Davidson posted an e.e. cummings poem. I'm a cummings fan myself, and this one has been particularly in my mind this week ( Read more... )

It's my 41st ( Read more... )

Apparently there have already been actual wagers about whether or not Spader and I are fucking. Sorry about your fifty quid, pretty thing. I'll find a way to make it up to you.

I did, however, have slug eyestalks on my head. As promised, I gave out eyestalks to some children in the airport. By the looks on some parents' faces, I'm scarier than the Hare Krishnas. By the looks on most of the children's faces when I put the eyestalks on their heads, I could easily become their favorite uncle if I had time. Alas, it was only ( Read more... )

I may have found something even better. Stay tuned.