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I bought Phillip dinner tonight. I love him. I am cool. I'm going home tomorrow. ON THE MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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The Seattle International Film Festival came to a close tonight and since my journal has transitioned into a place in which I write about (or list) movies in which I have seen recently, this seems to be the appropriate place to chronicle my, albeit minimal, experience at SIFF. Out of a grand total of like a million films playing, I ended up only ( Read more... )

Having only two weeks left in High School, I feel that it is safe to say that the entirety of High School sucked.

Those of you disappointed by the complete train wreck of a film that was the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, your faith in modern blockbuster cinema can be easily salvaged, go and see xXx: State of the Union. This film has some of the most insanely ridiculous plot devices, dialogue, acting, explosions, etc. that I have seen in any film save the ( Read more... )

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is definitely the worst movie I have seen this entire year. The film featured some of the most pathetic editing I have ever seen, intolerable writing (blasphemy!), multiple (major) unresolved plot lines, and piss poor directing, culminating in one of the most convoluted films I have ever seen in my entire life, ( Read more... )