i lost my keys.

[crispycrust]

so we leave the bar last night and go to some chinese food restaurant and this drunk bitch passes out on the table in the middle of 'dinner' and WONT wake the fuck up so i have to sling her drunk ass over my shoulder, the whole time proclaiming "WOW, SHE MUST BE REALLY TIRED" cause she was piss drunk and underage. when we got back to the apt there

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[crispycrust]

i found my keys. the drunk ass i gave em to last night left with them.

only now do i realize that everyone in that chinese food restaurant probably thought that we drugged that bitch during our meal since she walked in there and sat down under her own power and we carried her out on our shoulders. haha