drunk and in a ditch, aint that a bitch ( Read more... )

after further consideration, i've decided to be straight again. email me for details of discreet sexual encounters.

so after much drama with a few different females in my life over the past week, i have decided to be gay! email me for details of my coming out party.

computer back online after a long hiatus. that is SO hot.

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after further searching i discovered that michelle thomas died of stomach cancer in 1998. :(

yo. if i had the motivation to create a poll for this maybe i would, but instead i'll just ask here and pretend like enough people read my little lj dumpster to reply to this post. which category do you fit into ( Read more... )

s'da damn deal yo. i here kickin it on dis hur computa fo sho. i bout to flip up on out the atx tomorro head straight south to the port a to the ransas. fo sheez, my homies been goin there for like 22 years n shit. last year the first time i done missed it. daaaamn. i gotz da damn days off from tomorrow to monday. word.

what a weekend. friday night we went to a country bar and had chicks teach us how to two-step. it was fun in a going-to-a-country-bar kind of way. last night we played bingo and went bowling. woohaaa - good clean christian fun. i saw a girl i knew from like 8 years ago at the bowling alley but wasn't convinced it was her so i didn't go talk to ( Read more... )

sup. i'm still alive!@#$!@#%