sup y'all. its tuesday...almost mid-week, so you know what i'm up to. work, work, work. day 2 and i've already worked as many hours as some people work in a whole week! yay ( Read more... )

SUP Y'ALL? k so here's the latest in my fuckin badass life (jealous ( Read more... )

julie clued me into this camera phone blog thingymajig.  i signed up.  spy on bry.

you might be able to find cool things here.

alright this is the last of em i promise!@#$ if you only read one of these logs, read the following one.

peep my new icon. jealous? its a banner button thingy i made for a pr0n site way back in '98. please dont thieve it?

( This one cracks me up every time i go back and read it. THE most gullible woman on earth. )

tonight i shall figure out wtf this whole "BELOW THE CUT" deal people do is. cause all i wanna do is cut. in order to do so, i'll have to paste some fun AIM logs. 'beyond' and 'Doctor Martins' are yours truly! the names of retarded bitches and dumb fucks have been edited.

( We'll begin with this dumbfuck. Boy there are some retarded people on the internet! )

ladies and gentlemen,
the past 2 weeks of my life have been consumed with frustration. it all started when i upgraded my computer. k-rad xp2800+, 500gb storage, . so all is fine and dandy for one week until a some goofy windows error comes up and to make a very, very, very long story short, windows wouldn't boot anymore. so anyhow i go through ( Read more... )

i told you not to read this. i dont think people read these things anyhow ( Read more... )

so we leave the bar last night and go to some chinese food restaurant and this drunk bitch passes out on the table in the middle of 'dinner' and WONT wake the fuck up so i have to sling her drunk ass over my shoulder, the whole time proclaiming "WOW, SHE MUST BE REALLY TIRED" cause she was piss drunk and underage. when we got back to the apt there ( Read more... )

right now i have been drinking a bit so i will jsut share with you a joke i made upo tonight. one that is awful and sickening and i will probably be punsished eternally for.

Q: HEY MAN HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW "THE PASSION OF CHRIST" DVD?

A: IT HAS ALTERNATE ENDINGS!!!

damn. i dont take credit for that in god's eyes. fyi.

well poo.  the one show i wanted to see last night was all fucked.  dilated peoples didn't even play - apparently they backed out at the last minute for some gay reason.  in their place were the 'handsome boy modeling school' minus any of their good talent.  they sucked large hairy nads, as it seemed their set was just thrown together just as ( Read more... )