I HAVE BECOME THE INANE

May 25, 2004 23:26

try and stop me now.

i, too, got that letter from harvard, with the brochure and application close behind. yes, mentally deficient christina got that same letter from harvard that all of you "i got a 1790 on my SAT!!" freaks did. and my parents were in disbelief; they kept suggesting that it was from harvard college, rather than harvard university ( Read more... )

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cassieismetal May 26 2004, 04:46:08 UTC
When/If I get married, you can be one of my bridesmaids.
And then you and I can have lesbian children.
And I'm in an imaginary noise band so we can fake-date.
And I'll force you to be proud of your art.
And I'll make sure your neighbors never want to take part in re-doing one of the rooms in your house.

I think I put a dent on helping you with your goals?

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calculations May 26 2004, 04:51:29 UTC
i think that on top of all of that, we need to make out on the golf course i live on. that's what #9 refers to.

and as to the rest of my goals that you've suddenly promised to help me accomplish-
dude i love you. so much.

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holy_fcuk May 26 2004, 05:32:00 UTC
Hey I got accepted there, if you wanna pay 50 grand a year do it, it's worth it.

But after 12 grand in one summer alone, I said thanks but no thanks mister yuppies.

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calculations May 26 2004, 05:55:29 UTC
and i say thanks but no thanks, i'll be attending university of texas for 17thousand a year.

i thought you'd died.
my new journal is calculations.

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ex_mywhiteno62 May 26 2004, 06:27:56 UTC
harvard? you go girl!

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ishamael86 May 26 2004, 12:35:04 UTC
Haha, Harvard College is the school for undergraduates at Harvard University. Tell your parents to stick that in their pipes and smoke it.

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crisxoxo May 26 2004, 16:16:15 UTC
fuck yes. either way i'm the winner!!

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sexlikeronmcd May 26 2004, 16:08:01 UTC
1)I've always wanted to go to Japan, is that exotic enough? Or is that too unexotic since you are all asian and whatnot

2)snow rain thing? like doin it in the snow or rain? Ok, I can help there

5)this one is OBVIOUSLY midnite tennis, and that shall happen soon

6)dont get your hopes too high, some things are just unavoidable

7)you can find one on the street somewhere and raise him. or wait til you get married and whatnot

8)um...hello?

9)I would SO make out with you on a golf course

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crisxoxo May 26 2004, 16:18:26 UTC
1] actually, i think tokyo would be amazing
2] that's not exactly what i meant haha
5] well obviously.
6] i know, but i can try ;/

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