it's raining!

try and stop me now.

i, too, got that letter from harvard, with the brochure and application close behind. yes, mentally deficient christina got that same letter from harvard that all of you "i got a 1790 on my SAT!!" freaks did. and my parents were in disbelief; they kept suggesting that it was from harvard college, rather than harvard university ( Read more... )

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over&out.

i might go see it again just for that one scene with the knife.
where he pushed up her dress and it was "like poetry"
ahahahaha

new journal soon.

troy would have been much better if the whole movie was nothing but one long nude scene with brad pitt and rose byrne. and then a couple of leather outfit shots .

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we heard the b-52s play love shack live tonight.
from the lines to the porta potties, anyway.

mostly, i just spent the whole night shaking the girls by the shoulders and yelling:

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and for that reason, i'm just a little bit despondent that my mom didn't die in a car crash last march, leaving me alone to live in a tent in the woods until a boy from my school and his cousins, whose family is cursed to turn into animals of the chinese zodiac when people of the opposite sex hug them, take me to live in their house and cook their ( Read more... )

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the results from the election for student body VP from last week-
i lost by 5 votes to Gabby.
the results from the election for senior class president from today-
i lose by 3 votes to Sierra.
thanks to all the douches who can't tell their left foot from their right [ahem grace beck] who voted for sierra and megan as a "twin package".

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