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Have you ever hated a song for years, then listened to it recently and loved it? Seems to be happening a lot lately.

Spineless part 2

Spineless.

The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The ( Read more... )

Lately, have you

Pee'd into a condom? Yes I have sir.
Kissed a beautiful girl? I'm pretty lucky.
Worn your boxers inside out for the entire day? I didn't even notice for most of the day.
Ran through other peoples back yards? That was a good time.
Jumped around in puddles while wasted? That was also a good time.
Rocked out a bar full of people? ( Read more... )

the Wit
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're ( Read more... )

I've lost count of how many times I've been "ditched" over the past month. I don't really understand it. I've always called the person if I decided not to hang out with them. Are people afraid? Or is it just not important to them?

This is really worth saving ( Read more... )

Tonight I decided to go for a walk for about an hour. After I made it back, I realized that the entire time I walked almost as fast as I could. I must have wanted to walk around to relax and enjoy the silence. So walking fast only turned it into an uncomfortable task. If it became uncomfortable, why didn't I just turn back sooner? It's stupid to ( Read more... )