Like it? That's the title that Heath came up with in our ongoing Harry Potter titles quest. Others are "Harry Potter and the Giant Dildo of Fire" and "Harry Potter and the Chupacabra" (that one has a hilarious sketch that goes along with it ( Read more... )

. . . my review of _Charlie and the Chocolate Factory_ ( Read more... )

Weeell, I finished the newest Harry Potter book day before yesterday (it's now my new favorite along with the 3rd book - call me for an extended review) and it got me thinking about a certain person who I miss a whole lot this summer. This is probably going to embarass her to death, but hopefully she'll also find it amusing and very encouraging ( Read more... )

In a Past Life...
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Herrow, everyone ( Read more... )



Instant pleasure, instant pleasure ( Read more... )

I had to try four times before I got these. Hot, yeah?
Look, I updated! Maybe soon I'll, like, make a REAL update!

My journal is called _____ because _____ ( Read more... )

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