Having sex when one might go to church is in no way bad. Sneaking into The Passion of The Christ is probably, so is bootlegging it. I did neither of these, since I think that movie is fucking stupid. Especially since NOW Mel Gibson is going to do a movie on the history of Islam, or was it Judeism? Anyway. I don't believe in Hell. Though thinking of Evil makes me ever so giddy. *is giddy now
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Having sex on Sunday morning...reminds me of that Maroon 5 song. I also think it's quite amusing. I wonder if you could incorporate the two (church and sex). Listen to praise and worship and yell out "Oh Looooooord Jesus", then have the holy spirit "bursting inside of you". I know...I'm sick. I'm leaving.
you're all terrible, perverted people. I post significant things about my life and all you can't get past the SEX! kidding. i love you all, and you've entertained me dramatically. why the hell would mother read my livejournal? hmmm?
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Make sure your mother doesn't read this post, oh angelic eldest one.
p.s. You're going to hell.
p.s.s. So am I.
p.s.s.s. But I get to go to a special hell.
p.s.s.s.s. Ha.
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I know...I'm sick. I'm leaving.
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kidding. i love you all, and you've entertained me dramatically.
why the hell would mother read my livejournal? hmmm?
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I have to get doubly excited for you 'cause I'm not getting any.
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