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[croozin]

Well this is fantastic. The election caught me off-guard. I did not see that one coming. So yeah...guess I'm out of a...well whatever the hell Stan is. A bitch? I don't know. I guess that's my technical term right now. 'Cause he pretty much had to do whatever I made him do. Except when he'd yell at me.So now I'm gonna have to look for a solution to

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[croozin]

...Well. Same thing.

You say tomato and I say tomato. But they're spelled the same so, y'know. Looks the same.

[croozin]

I'm pretty sure he didn't go to one of those.

And even if he did...he's still a bitch.

[antagone]

Oooooh, looks like you're out of all of your bitches. Have fun with that!

[croozin]

Yeah well...certainly not going to invite you to my party when I have one. Provided that I have one.

[antagone]

For shame Xander Crews. How many women do you have to invite just to make up for the one you lost.

[croozin]

I don't know what you're talking about, 'cause I didn't lose anybody.

And also, there's kind of this old ancient proverb. Something like "Two is more fun than one." Or y'know...I might've read that on a sign at Target.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Dood. Crayons. I gahta get some.

[croozin]

I know! Crayons are like the most useful tool ever! You can do so much with them.

[cinnamonxbuns]

I want my own crayon. Like, ya know how they make special ones? I want that.

[croozin]

Yeah, that'd actually be pretty sweet. What would you name your color?

[industrial_pink]

You employed someone to be your bitch?

[croozin]

Probably not in the way that you're implying. But yes. Somebody who gets paid to do whatever I force them to do is pretty much the same thing.

[industrial_pink]

Ew I didn't mean it like that. He's really, really old. I'm sure you could get a younger, prettier man.

[croozin]

Um, ew.

I really, really hate you for even saying that right now. 'Cause Xander Crews doesn't swing that way. Except in a few videos. But those were for financial reasons.

[rags_to_bitches]

Dog I got plenny o bitches, but I don't thank they exactly whatcha lookin' for.

[croozin]

Hey, I'm not opposed to those either!

Just...can't really do anything because of the back problems.

[rags_to_bitches]

Maybe ya should go ta dem doctors dat pop your bones.

[croozin]

That's kind of how I got here in the first place.

Well, not with a doctor. But yeah. Several bones were popped. Luckily I only have to wear this stupid thing for a few more months. Then I just have to do physical rehabilitation or something.