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[croozin]

So, uh...what did I find out this weekend? Apparently an ex-girlfriend of mine just died of cancer. Which...kind of sad. Did not see that one coming. And not only did she get screwed out of the weekend, but also the holidays. Plus she had great tits. So, the world just lost a great pair of boobs. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Well I mean.

Comments

[rags_to_bitches]

Nice game plan nigga, double coverage.

[croozin]

Yeah, well. There's a reason there's two hands and two breasts.

God knew what he was doing. And I'm not questioning him.

[rags_to_bitches]

Yep, you right on dat one homie, tha math does its self.

[explodeyourself]

Cancer isn't com...communi... You can't catch cancer. I mean, you don't have to get checked for it, you know, unless you really, really want to.

[croozin]

So...I can't get ass cancer?

[explodeyourself]

Yeah, no, you probably still can. Just not from your...dead ex-girlfriend. And it's not really...ass cancer. It's, uh...prostate cancer. Those exams can be fucking uncomfortable.

[croozin]

Well then how does it spread? Oh my god. It's sex with animals, isn't it? God...Dammit!

Actually, it was in her lymph nodes. But, I guess it's better to be safe than sorry. Y'know? What's a little pain in the end? Probably no worse than anything else.

[antagone]

You had a daughter?!

[croozin]

Apparently.

[antagone]

You will PAY for this insubordination Xander Crews! Mark my words. You have failed in your reproductive duties for the last time. You have NO right being a MAN!

[croozin]

Now hold on just a damn minute! Last time I checked that was like...exactly what it took to be a man.

[industrial_pink]

They're okay.

[croozin]

...The cancer?

[industrial_pink]

Um no. That sucks. I meant her boobs. They look fake.

[croozin]

That's not the only thing that sucked.

Nah. They're real. Well, they were in high school anyways. Afterwards? Didn't really keep in touch. So, she could've gotten fake ones. Not that anything is wrong with that.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Uh... what's with the "X" over the vagina?

[croozin]

Uh....X marks the spot. Point of entrance.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Ooooooooh. Gahta ya. I thought ya were markin it as off limits and I was totally confused.

[croozin]

Well...now it is.