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croozin

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Mar 15, 2009 16:18

Hey douche! Glad the second amendment protects your right to shoot me in the foot! Doctor told me to stay off of it for a little bit, so I've been on bed-rest. It hurts. Really bad. Pretty sure there were some tendons shot. So probably won't be doing anything physical within the next few weeks. Kind of not in the mood to play games. Catching up on ( Read more... )

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industrial_pink March 16 2009, 23:33:59 UTC

I almost want to ask about the space hookers.

croozin March 17 2009, 05:35:30 UTC

Eh, I'll save you the trouble. Tell you about them anyways. There's all sorts of different space hookers. (Between you and me, some of them are a little creepy.) I was kind of afraid that they'd try to plan some hostile attack. Or give me space diseases. But there's normal looking ones too. Basically, aliens aren't all that different than us. So, I guess it's basically like an episode of Alf. If lap-dances were involved.

archerhatesyou March 16 2009, 23:44:27 UTC

Why are you in a halo?

croozin March 17 2009, 05:39:21 UTC

Ummm...possibly because somebody thought it was reasonable to attack me just because he doesn't like Haggar pants. And also because he couldn't run for President. Also that.

not_so_suave March 18 2009, 05:02:11 UTC

TIVO doesn't even merit the term "invention".

croozin March 19 2009, 05:32:30 UTC

Somebody had to invent it. Last time I checked, that made it an invention.

not_so_suave March 19 2009, 07:11:16 UTC

Making a recording device digital? Sounds more like a shoddy knock off to me.

croozin March 20 2009, 19:17:17 UTC

Except for the fact that it's not. It knows what you want to watch. Almost like there are little people in there who watch a lot of TV and just go through a checklist for you.

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peter_white March 18 2009, 17:24:53 UTC

I totally want TIVO. But unlike satellite, I don't think there's any way I could rig something up so that we could get it for free.

croozin March 19 2009, 05:34:11 UTC

You probably could. You'd just be stuck with somebody else's recordings. And that would defeat the purpose of having one.

1londoncalling March 24 2009, 05:18:08 UTC

Well, I had to make sure were on the same page. We're back on earth, and I'm going to destroy you and this pathetic planet.

Um. Starting with your toes.

croozin March 24 2009, 05:41:33 UTC

MY TOES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLANET!

1londoncalling March 24 2009, 05:46:44 UTC

You don't know that. Keeping you human trash in line is!

croozin March 24 2009, 05:55:41 UTC

Yeah? Well....

That's what she said!

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