Comments | croozin: Awesome-X here, Again.

croozin

Awesome-X here, Again.

Nov 13, 2007 04:06

Yeah. Hey guys. Awesome-X hasn't been around very much lately. Sorry about that. Kind of busy.Also dealing with a crisis back at Xcaliber. And by crisis, I mean I was overthrown. Which...pretty much sucks. Have to say though, I totally saw it coming. Hooper's got phenomenal benefits. And by benefits I mean those amazing tits! They're so perfect! ( Read more... )

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croozin November 13 2007, 04:00:37 UTC

Well yeah, because that would be gay. And Awesome-X is NOT gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...but I'm not.

But...uh...thanks.

-Awesome-X

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croozin November 13 2007, 04:12:27 UTC

I don't really even know if Hooper is a chick. I always kind of assumed he was a tranny. Possibly.

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croozin November 14 2007, 02:26:16 UTC

Well...he said he was a guy. So, that kind of means that he/she lied. Which is also not cool!

-Awesome-X

judysebben November 12 2007, 17:15:26 UTC

How dare they turn against you?! It's an insult to sidekicks everywhere! Loyalty to your superhero is one of the first things The Handbook teaches you!

croozin November 13 2007, 04:14:57 UTC

Yeah well, pretty sure they didn't read "The Handbook". Or any other book for that matter. Except maybe Playboy.

And you see, that's why we need more sidekicks like you in the world!

-Awesome-X

number_24 November 12 2007, 23:58:39 UTC

Wait a minute...you had a henchWOman?! Aw, that's so unfair!

We could help you out and I dunno...kidnap her and have her work for us. That's something we do well and often. You'd get to be in control of "Xcaliber" again and we'd get an approachable girl living with us. Everybody's happy.

croozin November 13 2007, 04:17:10 UTC

See like...a few comments above. But anyways, good luck with that. Hooper's pretty tough. Awesome-X only accepts the best to work with him, unfortunately it came back to haunt me.

-Awesome-X

number_24 November 13 2007, 20:23:57 UTC

Well, if (s)he's going to hand my ass to me, never mind! Getting the stuffing pounded out of us is something we do well and often too. :(

friendzoidberg November 13 2007, 01:42:13 UTC

Do you perhaps need a new friend? Zoidberg is here for you!

croozin November 13 2007, 04:17:43 UTC

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Can you shoot a gun?

-Awesome-X

friendzoidberg November 13 2007, 04:35:02 UTC

Does it have a claw hold?

croozin November 14 2007, 02:25:04 UTC

I don't know...it's a gun and you can shoot it.

-Awesome-X

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