Best Public Service Announcement Ever?

[croozin]

((Warning: Not safe for work, children, or anybody that doesn't want to hear songs about vaginas and STDS. You've been warned.))

http://www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/hervagina.mp3

Wow. I am going to categorize this one right under V.D. For very...descriptive. And, it's also actually pretty funny. I honestly don't think anything has made me laugh this

Comments

[croozin]

Well, sometimes you just gotta take those risks.

The songs lyrics pretty much got rid of anything I was thinking of for like...two weeks.

[croozin]

Well you know. Virgin or not, they might still end up saying that. 'Cause it's true. Not my fault.

Man...do I even want to know?

[commanderamarao]

Between listening to this and reading what the vampire said, I don't know whether I want to try harder to find a woman or not.

[croozin]

This is just 50s propaganda anyways. Nobody even uses half of those words anymore.

[commanderamarao]

It certainly works for propaganda.

[croozin]

It's not stopping me.

[croozin]

I can't blame you Kermit. If I had Miss Piggy coming at me, I'd feel that way too.

[keibutottsan]

I'm not even going to bother listening to this song. Nope.

But what's so funny about Lifetime movies? I usually find them heart-wrenching.

[croozin]

That's precisely what's so funny about them! Plus the acting.

I noticed that they recently had one with Erik Estrada in it, where else has he been since CHIPS? Apparently I now know the answer. Lifetime.

[greenafro]

Hmmm. I dunno if I like this one better or the one about "DANGEROUS, MALICIOUS HOMOS".

Everything in the 50s was about sex and ducking and covering. Sometimes both at once!

[greenafro]

Both? ....all three? Shit. I'm retarded.

[croozin]

I don't know, with a lyrics like, "Don't blame appendicitis, till you've ruled out V.D." How can you go wrong? That's pretty much made of win. Kakow!