A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago ( Read more... )

Bubba and Ernest were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up, when a British girl walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The tourist from Scotland took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape ( Read more... )

Once you are tagged you MUST write a blog about your 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... )

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648

30.01.2006 ( Read more... )

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday ( Read more... )

South Korean left seat in Internet cafe only to use toilet, take brief naps ( Read more... )

News Report ( Read more... )

Ok other than this car joke, you guys better rush over to garryk journal, he is about to do something completely insane

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