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[crossandscythe]

So, what is this place again exactly? Some sort of contest or game or something? I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, or like I’m not honored to be asked to participate or anything, but well, there’s the thing: couldn’t you have just asked first, instead of just letting me wake up here? That’s not really in keeping with the sporting spirit or

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[stolenhero]

It is a little weird. Ch-cherry between your butt cheeks?

But... if it's on TV, it can't be that bad, right? They can't let anything happen to us or anything I hope.

[crossandscythe]

Right! There'll be censors, right? Yeah. Maybe it won't even be real, like that pro wrestling stuff.

I'm Duo, by the way. Duo Maxwell.

[stolenhero]

Right! So everything will be just fine!

My name is Almaz von Almadine Adamant! But please, call me Almaz.

[crossandscythe]

Wow, that's a name! Good to meetcha, Almaz!

And yeah, sure it will! So why do I have a bad feeling about this?

[oldglory]

It's probably a tribal council thing, like Survivor. The location's about right. Except for the resort. You think they're mixing in some Big Brother elements, too?

[crossandscythe]

Hey there. I don't know those TV shows. Guess we're not from the same place, huh? Were they any good?

[oldglory]

Good? Of course they were good! They set the standards for the whole genre! I thought everybody had heard of them.

[crossandscythe]

I don't think I have. Sorry.