What the hell!?

It was supposed to be a game!

Was I...did I...did she actually...

I thought I was dead.

I need to get outta here.

So, what is this place again exactly? Some sort of contest or game or something? I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, or like I’m not honored to be asked to participate or anything, but well, there’s the thing: couldn’t you have just asked first, instead of just letting me wake up here? That’s not really in keeping with the sporting spirit or ( Read more... )

This is a test of my emergency broadcast equipment. This is only a test.

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

This was a test of my emergency broadcast equipment. If this had been an actual emergency, the scream you just heard would have been followed by many more and louder.

Thank you.