i am home and alive and i met the coolest german man on the plane. he lives in a boat, in SF. coolest fucker, i swear. i haven't slept in days and have forgotten how. i might be dreaming that i'm home, in which case, you will never read this, being as it's in my head.

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livejournal is all in japanese. i have no idea if you:ll even be able to read this. but i made it alive! and tokiko`s parents only thought i was very cute and tried to kill me。

so i'm washing the dishes, and suddenly notice, hey, i'm standing in a puddle. odd. so, i open up the doors to the sink, and peer inside ( Read more... )

new years resolutions of the drunk:
have sex with some people
do not go to jail
drink sake more often
generally more crime

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maybe today is the day
maybe yesterday

i am teaching shunji to chant "toGA, toGA" but so far all he's mastered is "toHAH, toHAH". we'll get there.

bikes = love
muffins = love
flavoured condoms = not sold at target, those bastards

( glad i'll be working as a RECEPTIONIST. or a secretary. or just anybody that doesn't have to dress like a pilgrim. )