I have felt like SHIT lately. Today is actually a good day. I did a lot of potentially disasterous things yesterday.But I got by by the skin of my teeth. The horseshoe remains firmly planted up my ass. I just remembered yesterday...wow...men are ALL scumbags. ALL of them. Well, ok. Only the ones on this campus. They are so not worth my time at all ( Read more... )

I'm not QUITE sure if anybody realized this, but the word "emo" went from underground lingo to household bantor in the matter of 5 years, not even. Not to say that emo "sold-out" or anything like that, I don't really believe in that idea. I just got kind of nostalgic today at work while reading a Teen People when I noticed that they described a ( Read more... )

I am a weirdo ( Read more... )

men.
sighmen are weird ( Read more... )

i'm selling pretty much everything I own online right now ( Read more... )

I met a girl named Georgie yesterday.
she was adam's boss's girlfriend.
she told me i was georgous
and she wanted to eat me like a rabid dog.

that may have been the sweetest thing i have ever heard.

Its funny how certain movies make you feel like acting in a certain way, or doing a certain thing. Such as how You've Got Mail makes me feel like eating an egg salad sandwich in Lincoln Park. It also makes me feel like bringing my laptop to Borders and drinking Seattle's Best cappucinos and writing emails to mysterious online lovers. Granted, I ( Read more... )

Its funny how certain movies make you feel like acting in a certain way, or doing a certain thing. Such as how You've Got Mail makes me feel like eating an egg salad sandwich in Lincoln Park. It also makes me feel like bringing my laptop to Borders and drinking Seattle's Best cappucinos and writing emails to mysterious online lovers. Granted, I ( Read more... )

INGREDIENTS ( Read more... )

What is it about subway stations that requires every surface to be covered in a very fine goo. I'm not analzying the cleanliness of the establishment as much as the makeup of this elusive gunk threatening to reach out and swallow me whole every day.


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